There’s a place in California that looks like it was decorated by a unicorn with an unlimited budget . Every inch of it is drenched in color, extravagance, and just the right amount of “OMG, is this real?!” vibes.
Welcome to the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo, a hotel that takes “extra” to a whole new level. This isn’t just a place to sleep—it’s a sensory explosion with 110 completely unique themed rooms, a pink-covered steakhouse, and a waterfall urinal (yes, that’s a thing). If maximalism had a royal palace, this would be it.
Stay in a Room Like No Other
The rooms here aren’t just quirky—they’re full-blown fever dreams of design. Want to sleep in a cave? There’s a room for that. Prefer Victorian royalty vibes? Done. How about a bright pink wonderland? Absolutely. Every room is different, and each one is an experience in itself.
Where Even the Steakhouse is Pink
If you think the wild themes stop at the rooms, think again. The Gold Rush Steakhouse looks like a Barbie dreamland, complete with hot pink walls and sparkling chandeliers. Their Pink Champagne Cake is legendary , and people literally come here just to try it. Even the bathrooms are famous—the men’s restroom has a rock waterfall urinal, and it’s so cool that even women sneak in just to take a look.
More Than Just a Hotel
Still need more? Madonna Inn also has a bakery filled with giant cakes, a day spa, a boutique packed with eccentric gifts, and an outdoor pool with stunning views of the Central Coast. Feeling adventurous? You can even go horseback riding on the property .
Pro Tips for Visiting:
Book Early – The most famous rooms (like the Caveman Room and Love Nest) sell out months in advance.
Come Hungry – Between the steakhouse, bakery, and café, you’ll want to try everything.
Dress to Impress – This is the perfect excuse to wear your wildest, most colorful outfit
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Check the Bathrooms – Trust us, you need to see that waterfall urinal
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Explore Everything – The trails, the gift shop, even the drinking glasses are an experience.
The Madonna Inn is a love letter to the weird, the wonderful, and the unapologetically bold. Whether you stay overnight or just stop for cake, one thing’s for sure—you’ll never forget this place.